Sunday, July 3, 2011

Siege Pick-Up Lines

Last night (July 2nd), two of my tweeps ( ) were wondering if Palestinians in Gaza incorporate the Siege in their pick-up lines and consequently, they started a crazy trend: SiegePickUpLines. 

As a Palestinian from Gaza who believes in the power of sarcastic humor, I loved this. Its the -humane- short jokes and statements that really shed light on the truth, more than any misleading and -often biased- news story. 

A few of my favorites: Enjoy! 

 @GuySoft Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps others with  

 No one occupies land like you occupy my heart...
Baby, you're playing harder to get than a two-state solution.

 Girl in Gaza to boy in Ramallah: "no no, I CAN'T handle long distance relationships" 
One more mistake and I'm gonna break your heart like no flotilla broke the siege.
 I drove for miles and miles and wound up at your checkpoooiiintt
Baby, you make all the Arabs spring.
@yelkhoudary  : Baby "I'd catch a grenade for ya.. take a bullet straight thru my head for ya." Literally.
 A bride from Gaza talking to her groom on the phone from UAE: Honey, You missed our wedding! 
Roses are red, violets are blue. Mubarak was ousted, but baby our siege only grew
Girl, not even America could veto my love resolution for u 
: Baby are you a drone? 'Cause you've been buzzing in my head alllll day.
: For you I´d cross oceans, unless its controlled by Greece...

These were some of many! For more, check #SiegePickUpLines.. Unleash your creativity and lets get it trending!

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