Siege Pick-Up Lines

Last night (July 2nd), two of my tweeps (@mosaaberizing @WelshInGaza) were wondering if Palestinians in Gaza incorporate the Siege in their pick-up lines and consequently, they started a crazy trend: SiegePickUpLines. 


As a Palestinian from Gaza who believes in the power of sarcastic humor, I loved this. Its the -humane- short jokes and statements that really shed light on the truth, more than any misleading and -often biased- news story. 


A few of my favorites: Enjoy! 


 @GuySoft Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps others with #SiegePickupLines 

@bensixesq No one occupies land like you occupy my heart...
@cliffcheneyBaby, you're playing harder to get than a two-state solution.






 @yelkhoudaryGirl in Gaza to boy in Ramallah: "no no, I CAN'T handle long distance relationships" 
@yelkhoudaryOne more mistake and I'm gonna break your heart like no flotilla broke the siege.
@moussajafar I drove for miles and miles and wound up at your checkpoooiiintt
@palfairtradeBaby, you make all the Arabs spring.
@yelkhoudary @yelkhoudary : Baby "I'd catch a grenade for ya.. take a bullet straight thru my head for ya." Literally.
@olanan A bride from Gaza talking to her groom on the phone from UAE: Honey, You missed our wedding! 
@yelkhoudaryRoses are red, violets are blue. Mubarak was ousted, but baby our siege only grew
@WelshInGazaGirl, not even America could veto my love resolution for u 
@LSal92: Baby are you a drone? 'Cause you've been buzzing in my head alllll day.
@AbsoIuteBanana: For you I´d cross oceans, unless its controlled by Greece...


These were some of many! For more, check #SiegePickUpLines.. Unleash your creativity and lets get it trending!